I'm friggin sick. Sick as hell. Gotta fever =[[[. And tomorrow is a church thing taht's I've never been to and it's my last chance to go before I move up to Georgia and now I won't get to go!! I'm friggin pissed!!! I just needed to vent a little. I'm so sad/angry/tired/sick!
At least I don't hafta go to school...

Random Joke Time!
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "Is it getting hot in here?" And the other goes, "OHMYGOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

Good things to know when you're bored or feeling random ^-^

Here are the last 25:

1 A Blue Moon appears once every 100 years

2 The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964.

3 It takes a week to make a jelly bean.

4 No matter where you are in Australia you are never more than 1000 kilometers from the ocean.

5 The Black Cauldron is the only PG-rated Disney animated feature.

6 Kermit the Frog has 11 points on his collar around his neck.

7 One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year

8 TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
9 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

10 Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

11 A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

12 Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

13 In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

14 Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.

15 The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature. This formula, however, only works in warm weather. (Try it!)

16 Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

17 All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

18 Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

19 The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

20 The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

21 On the cartoon show 'The Jetsons', Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 15.

22 The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

23 A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

24 Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second.

25 Female koala bears have two vaginas. Male koala bears have a bifurcated (i.e. forked) penis.

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I'll make more of these if you ask! <3 I'm always bored lol

OMG the Geass Eye hasn't even been up for 24 hours and it's already got 14 favs! *dies inside from happiness*

Good things to know when you're bored or feeling random ^-^

Here are the third 25:

1 When coming back from outer space, you can be up to 2 inches taller.

2 95% of people survive plane crashes

3 If A Statue In The Park Of A Person On A Horse Has Both Front Legs In The Air, The Person Died In Battle; If The Horse Has One Front Leg In The Air, The Person Died As A Result Of Wounds Received In Battle; If The Horse Has All Four Legs On The Ground, The Person Died Of Natural Causes.

4 "I Am." Is The Shortest Complete Sentence In The English Language.

5 The Very First Bomb Dropped By The Allies On Berlin During World War II Killed The Only Elephant In The Berlin Zoo.

6 A 'Jiffy' Is An Actual Unit Of Time For 1/100Th Of A Second.

7 The Average Person Falls Asleep In Seven Minutes.

8 The Phrase "Rule Of Thumb" Is Derived From And Old English Law Which Stated That You Couldn't Beat Your Wife With Anything Wider Than Your Thumb.

9 If You Fart Consistently For 6 Years And 9 Months, Enough Gas Is Produced To Create The Energy Of An Atomic Bomb.

10 Banging Your Head Against A Wall Uses 150 Calories An Hour

11 Dolphins and Humans are the only animals to have sex for pleasure [and the only ones that rape as well].

12 On Average People Fear Spiders More Than They Do Death.

13 Americans On The Average Eat 18 Acres Of Pizza Every Day.

14 In Ancient Egypt, Priests Plucked Every Hair From Their Bodies, Including Their Eyebrows And Eyelashes.

15 Did You Know That You Are More Likely To Be Killed By A Champagne Cork Than By A Poisonous Spider?

16 A Pig's Orgasm Lasts For 30 Minutes.

17 The Ant Can Lift 50 Times Its Own Weight, Can Pull 30 Times Its Own Weight And Always Falls Over On Its Right Side When Intoxicated.

18 The Male Praying Mantis Cannot Copulate While Its Head Is Attached To Its Body. The Female Initiates Sex By Ripping The Males Head Off.

19 Some Lions Mate Over 50 Times A Day.

20 A Cat's Urine Glows Under A Black light.

21 At Latitude 60 Degrees South You Can Sail All The Way Around The World.

22 At The Nearest Point, Russia And America Are Less Than 4 Km Apart.

23 Because Of Heavy Traffic Congestion, Julius Caesar Banned All Wheeled Vehicles From Rome During Daylight Hours.

24 City With The Most Roll Royce’s Per Capita: Hong Kong.

25 French Speaking Residents Of Belgium Are Called Walloons.

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Good things to know when you're bored or feeling random ^-^
You'll get the other half tomorrow

Here are the second 25:

1 The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.

2 On July 5-6, 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss ever recorded.

3 Globally, boy babies are 25% more likely to die in infancy than girl babies.

4 Due to anti-German sentiment during WWI, an alternative name for a hamburger (which was derived from the Hamburg steak sandwiches eaten on immigrant ships between Hamburg, Germany, and America in the 1800s) was “salisbury steak.” It was named after Dr. Salisbury who prescribed ground beef for patients suffering from anemia, asthma, and other illnesses.

5 All dogs can be traced back 40 million years ago to a weasel-like animal called the Miacis which dwelled in trees and dens. The Miacis later evolved into the Tomarctus, a direct forbearer of the genus Canis, which includes the wolf and jackal as well as the dog.

6 The Muppet vampire, Count von Count from Sesame Street, is based on actual vampire myth. One way to supposedly deter a vampire is to throw seeds (usually mustard) outside a door or place fishing net outside a window. Vampires are compelled to count the seeds or the holes in the net, delaying them until the sun comes up.

7 George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

8 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

9 The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45% when looking at something pleasing.

10 Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, and Women's shirts have them on the left.

11 Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

12 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep every night.

13 The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

14 Your nails grow faster in outer space.

15 No word that I know of in English rhymes with month, silver, orange or purple

16 While 73 percent of elevators have a "door close" button, the button only works in eight percent of those elevators.

17 The FBI estimates that six percent of government workers are foreign spies.

18 All people with blue eyes have a common ancestor.

19 In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it.

20 Actress Jamie Lee Curtis invented a special diaper for babies that has a pocket.

21 An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

22 Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving foam.

23 93% of all greeting cards are purchased by women.

24 A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

25 Over 100,000 birds and sea animals are killed every year due to plastic garbage.

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Good things to know when you're bored or feeling random ^-^

Here are the first 25:

1 In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

2 According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

3 The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

4 The pancreas produces Insulin.

5 A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

6 The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

7 The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

8 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

9 The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

10 There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

11 Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

12 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

13 The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

14 Cats can hear ultrasound.

15 Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired."

16 Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

17 "Oz" From "The Wizard of Oz" Was made when the author, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet, and saw A-N & O-Z, hence "OZ."

18 An average person would weigh about half a pound more at the Equator than at the North or South Pole.

19 Foreign accent syndrome is a rare medical condition involving speech production that usually occurs as a side effect of severe brain injury, such as a stroke or head injury.

20 The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.

21 The Playboy bunny outfit was the first service uniform patented by the US Patent and Trademark Office.

22 More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

23 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

24 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

25 All polar bears are left handed.

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